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Soggy Biscuit Vile and unhygienic sport practised by members of the Royal Marines. Involves contestants forming a circle practising Hand to Gland Combat over a digestive biscuit. Last one to spuff eats the biscuit.

This vile practise somehow found its way into the Dutch army by way of some Squaddies inviting some cloggies along in Bosnia. So its not just the Royals performing this seldom seen art.

Apparently it was some Para's inviting some Dutch Air Assault brigade soldiers over for some maroon beret male bonding.

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