Shiny Arse

Meaning a Clerk.

The arse of their trousers are made shiny by spending their life sitting behind a desk. Go up to them in the Cookhouse and ask "How many days leave have I got left this year?" They WILL know the answer because of course they spend a lifetime memorizing such things instead of having a life. Which is useful if you need to know such things.

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