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The imaginary substance that is liberally dispensed by the DS around and under the Command tasks you are attempting with half a plank and a bungee.

Once the scrubby patch of dirt/grass you are trying to traverse has been designated as shark infested custard, a single touch of the custard will eliminate the unfortunate individual/item from any further part in the proceedings.

Used to replace the Mk 1 "Man-eating Crocodiles" now we have bints in the Army in positions where they may do Command Tasks.

The stock answer to the "Man-eating Crocodile" obstacle was to chuck the woman into the water on the grounds she wasn't a man. This was funny for several years.

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