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Ross Kemp

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Mid-tour, the Anglian's levels of desperation were becoming all too apparent

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Famed for his touching and sensitive portrayal of an angst-ridden member of Her Majesty's SAS. Also famous for being beaten up by his journalist wife. In fairness, Kemp did manage to send himself up a treat in the television series Extras, whereupon he confided to a bemused Ricky Gervais that he was one of THEM and that the letters SAS stood for Secret Army Soldiers - the perfect parody. Kemp might not be that much of a cunt as everyone supposes.

DEKNOBIFICATION of Ross Kemp

In fact, Mr Kemp has proved he's not such a cunt as everyone supposed after he spent two months in the field with 1 R ANGLIAN in Afghanistan, and proved he could get shot at with the best of them. He's also an enthusiastic supporter of Help For Heroes.

You can read what Arrsers thought about Mr Kemp and his program on this thread but just as a little hint ... its all pretty fucking positive.

No celeb has ever gone from total twonk to squaddies bezzer like RK has (apart from perhaps Julian Clary with 3 Para Mortar Platoon).

[edit] External Link

Sky One page on this prog to be found here