Rendlesham Forest

Take us to your leader as long as its not Gordon Brown

A patch of woodland adjacent to the twin spam air bases of Bentwaters and Woodbridge. Orginally used by the USAF to keep the 81st Tactical Fighter Wing fed and ready to nuke Ruskie targets, funny goings on were reported in 1980 involving a few dozen UFO's annoying perimeter guards in the nearby woods.

After much soiling of underwear and bum-picking from the higher ups, a detachment of spam guards, along with the deputy base commander begun a sweep of the woods, happening upon one of the ships. Note-taking, gun-pointing, anal probing and further self defecation ensued, followed by a full blown Cake and Arse Party of MoD investigations, cover-ups and testimonials from the 'search party' resulting in embarrassment for both governments involved.

Further investigation and anal probing of local inhabitants continues.

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