The real, physical world, as opposed to the virtual world of the Interweb or computer games. Real Life is the domain of individuals who pay their way, work for a living and generally keep their noses clean and themselves to themselves. They are all graduates from the University of Life and the School of Hard Knocks. They are also an easy target. Bled dry by the taxman, they're also the fat sow that every other freeloading cnut feeds off with seeming impunity
People who do not inhabit this realm are:
- Heather Mills (once McCartney)
- The Home Office
- The MoD(PE)
- National Union of Teachers - the NUT, missing only the C
Major thing to note: Real Life has no reset button if you screw up - unless you have friends in very high places or are Pete Doherty (musician, 'artiste', poet and frequently busted druggie who never seems to pay his debts to society).