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Queen Elizabeth

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So far we have had three... ish

  • Queen Elizabeth I: Saw off the Spanish armada and had more balls than the entire British army at the time.
  • Queen Elizabeth I½: Saw off tyrant Hitler in the forties.
  • Queen Elizabeth II: Hopefully will see off tyrant Tony Bliar in the naughties.

Queen Elizabeth III: Liz Hurley anyone? A topless picture on the £10 note would look great and boost the nations moral after the tyrant Bliar!

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