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Mmmmm...After serious consultation with my learned friends I have distilled the Queen's Regulations for H.M.'s Armed Forces into the following bullet points.

• Whatever you thought as a civvy...forget it. You're nicked.
• Whatever you might think of doing....forget it. You're nicked.
• Whatever you haven't done but can be stitched up for.....You're nicked.
• Whatever you can imagine....stop it...or...You're nicked.
• Whatever smart arse answer that is on the tip of your tongue...forget it...You're nicked.
• Whatever you do....you're nicked.

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