President

Elected head of state of a sovereign nation.

• The Septics have one, some love him, some hate him. The last one was often referred to as a shaved ape, the current one is sometimes called the magic negro.
• TCB wanted to be one, Gordon Brown just wants to stand next to one and grin.
• The Iranians have one - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Bit of a power mad midget (5'6") and may be a bit gay.

The post of President does seem to attract nutters.