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Praetorian
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| Date Joined | 27 Aug 2006 | ||
| Posts | Slightly less than 3000! | ||
| Location | The Sex Offenders Register | ||
| Sig Block | "Crunchie Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for W@nkers" | ||
| Website | "http://www.hangthescum.com" | ||
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"An absolute animal"
"Sick"
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN HERE!"
"I may only have a small c0ck, but I've got 16 stone to bang it in with"
Animal on the beer, has a distinct inability to remain fully clothed after the consumption of copious amounts of alchohol. Key exponant of the game "c0ck on shoulder".
Attended the Brum crawl, and demonstrated how a seemingly normal individual can turn into a slavering wreck over the course of one evening.
Can be depended upon to lower the tone of any thread, chat discussion or argument, usually through the medium of jokes on risque subjects. A key example is the recent disappearence of Maddy Mcann, although responsibility has been claimed for this by so many Arrsers that its difficult to know where to start!
When not being vile, has been known to grace the rugby field from time to time, playing at such a low standard that its akin to a riot with a ball. Remember, its not hardcore unless theres a few smashed beer bottles on the pitch!
His key interest on Arrse used to include abusing pentwyn/lawstudent/yannie at every opportunity. However, since the advent of the troll cloak, has been forced to confine his interests to advising young people who call themselves "emos" which way to drive their razor blades across "artery crossroads", usually in the ACF and Lonely Hearts forums.
Also proud of the fact that constant references to 'bum love' about everyone else, doesn't really mean that he does it...honest
