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Porridge_Gun, moderator of the Aviation and QM/MT fora, is a quiet, unassuming fellow who has spent much of his life as a member of a contemplative order of non-denominational monks, devoted to the study of tolerance, moderation (appropriately enough) and goodwill. When he appears in town, clad in simple white robes to symbolise purity, he brings a smile to the faces of all the little children, whilst simultaneously moistening the gussets of their mummies' knickers.