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n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)

1: The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2: Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3: Geoff Hoon.

A.K.A.

One-eyed trouser snake

Meateater (eg "So, your meateater's out on the prowl again huh?")

The incredible moisture seeking missle

The Python of Luuuuuurve

Middle Wicket

Mr Happy

Spam Javelin

Purple Veined Havana

Pant Weapons

Womb Broom

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Suceeded by the Lamb Cannon

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