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Pakistan
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Sometimes pretty good at Cricket. A nation of extremes. Posesses high tech kit but also has huge regions of interbred tribal hairy arses....come to think of it...a bit like Scotland (but at least in Scotland you can get a drink and a pork sausage!).
Oddly most corner shops in Scotland are run by pakistanis where you CAN get a pork sausage and oddly some of the roughest (but softcore) grot you have ever seen! (The Pakistani community makes up nearly 50% (around 40,000) of the minority ethnic population in Glasgow and is the largest such community in Scotland. I guess cause the deprivation reminds them of Pakistan!)
On the verge of being a failed state (but with Nukes!). Currently has issued orders to shoot at Spam troops who cross into Pakistan unannounced .... if only we could shoot them as well! - might make up for some of the one way Friendly Fire incidents.
Invented Taliban.
