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Orange Screech

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Currently being resold as "Cillit Bang" down Tesco's.

Ever wanted to know where "You've been Tangoed" originally came from? Orange Screech when mixed with water (1 spoon of OS to 200 pints water) and then drunk has the effect of knocking you into next week and then dragging you back by your tonsils (which now no longer work) while you emit a somewhat disturbing monkey shriek from your mouth which is now experiencing a strange sensation of trying to eat itself from the inside.

No need for Red Bull on exercise as your body dare not fall asleep in case it is subjected to another mouth full.

Can be mixed with the instant coffee, hot chocolate drink and sugar (to taste) to create a beverage somewhere between orange chocolate mocha and thickened VX.

Not to be confused with the Orange Lodge