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Fancy a gobble?

Also known as oral-genital sex, means both mouth contact with the vagina, which is called cunnilingus (aka caroline), and mouth contact with the penis, which is called fellatio (aka freddie).

Advised application is pre-scuttle, especially when involved in group sex (sloppy seconds).

Considered 'safe sex' although according to spam ex-prez Bill Clinton ... its not sex. "There is no sexual relationship with Lewinsky" said Bill! Monica was bit chubby but hell, I would've!

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