Nuts
From ARRSEpedia
Are you fourteen years old?
Are you too embarrassed to buy actual porn?
Are you obsessed with not quite seeing the nipples of some ex-Big Brother 'contestant'?
Do you have the mental faculties of a boiled Bounty bar?
If any of the above applies to you, pop down to your local newsagent and purchase yourself a copy of Nuts (or you can go for Zoo if you have a hankering for hard copies of ancient blurry pictures downloaded from the Internet).
Every few weeks, Nuts will claim to be the "Big Boobs Issue" which should have you asking yourself: as distinct from what?
