Nile
From ARRSEpedia
A sizeable river that flows through Egypt. The toilet of choice for twelve million Egyptians, its waters have the ductility of custard, the aroma of a ten day corpse, and the flavour to match.
It is full of crocodiles with a few fishes, and carries lots of boats that look like a kayak humping a windsurfer.
It was the scene of a foul murder, but sadly for the guilty barstewards Hercule Poirot happened to be on a beer run and solved the crime. The GWAR bint dunnit.
