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• The natural fighting condition of the Royal Marine - ideally with rollmats taped to the upper limbs for effect. See Naked Rollmat Fighting.

• Ideal physical state to indulge in sexual congress. Yes I know the boots, leather harness, latex body suits and nylon are great but they can get soiled/ruined when coated in whipped cream, baked beans, sunflower oil, melon juice and curry powder.