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A true culinary delight and staple diet of drunk squaddies, patrolling troops, the guardforce and fat Ron hill-wearing wives.

Warm, soggy, greasy pie or pasty from a NAAFI vending machine or fast food counter. Countains suspicious lumps of assorted colours and textures, of wildly varying temperatures (from nearly frozen lumps through to boiling soft bits and sauce), and is wrapped in deliciously oily and compressed pastry. Properly served in a paper bag or on a cardboard tray, to ensure that the greasiness is obvious to the consumer, who would otherwise think he had been sold a sub-standard growler.