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My dog's got no nose...

Affable, peaceful followers of one of (better make that THE) world's largest religions - Islam. Always hospitable, Muslims are notable for their enjoyment of cartoons, a cutting sharp sense of humour and irrepressible sense of fun. Always playing practical jokes, they even have their own association to prove it.

Rest assured, when a Muslim starts telling gags, you're in for the long haul, so pull up a sandbag and pour yerself a hot, sweet tea. Enjoy!