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The Iron Mrs T

She was only the grocer's daughter, but she ruled Britain with an iron fist from 1979-1990 where she was replaced by her own party (and succeeded by John Major) after she went a bit nuts (and said she would rule forever).

She was the first female Prime Minister and is generally viewed as either the best PM of recent years, or as the Devil Incarnate for things like the Poll Tax and the miners' strike.

No matter what you say about her, she was hard as nails and sent us off to fight in the Falklands War. She's now a shadow of her former self and spends her days in a whiskey-soaked haze. How the mighty fall.

Was married to Denis (now deceased). He appeared to be a booze soaked old duffer but in reality was a successful businessman who felt his role was to stay out of the limelight. If only Blair's other half had a tenth of his humility and sense!

Her daughter Carol appears to be turning into a fair approximation of her mother, showing her nails in winning I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! in 2005. (And you might if she would shut up for a minute). Mrs T's thick son Mark (Carol's twin ... and you can see who got all the smarts and spine between them) funds coup attempts in small African countries (Equatorial Guinea).

See also: Cunt if you happen to be an ex-coal miner or socialist who she banished forever from these shores.

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