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In Jockinese, the vulgar term for Mus musculus.

An elk.

A person of the female persuasion whose physiognomy tends towards similarity with the aformentioned elk. Such unfortunate damsels are dependent on beer goggles to effect an amorous tryst with those adonis like creatures, men.

A Stealth Moose is a woman, who from a distance or the rear looks like an attractive girl, but as you get closer, you realise that she is a descendant of Meg McUgly, of Ugly Hall, Uglyshire.

See also BOBFOC and BOHFOC

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