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• Popular Regimental nickname of The Royal Military Police.

• Small, hairy, not highly evolved primate (see The Royal Military Police)

• Monkey for your back (slang term for an addiction ie cocaine)

• Implement used to drive 6' pickets into the ground

• A Monkey is a slang term for £500 although not as funny a term as 'an Archer' which is £2000 Based on the amount Lord Jeffrey Archer handed a prostitute.

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