Mong

Usually heard from inside a bush with a body sticking out of it in Pirbright.

I am a Mong

I am a Mong

I am a Mong

A grotesque and insulting, but remarkably accurate, term used to describe those who are less fortunate than ourselves, as the result of inherited or acquired mental or physical disablity. Through no fault of their own, mongs are prone to dribbling and drooling, window-licking and making Mlaaar! noises. Despite this, mongs are often valued members of society; special people with a huge contribution to make. Who else would collect all the trolleys in Sainsbury's car park?

Alas, their vulnerability makes mongs prey to predatory perverts and sex-pests (see MDN, Bernoulli, shortfuse et al). May be used as an Organic Sandbag.

Possibly an idea to take a peek at the NAAFI's own mong thread paying particular attention to the chap that started it. Hello kettle this is pot......'black'....... over

See also Chav.

When combined with a Chav it will produce a Chavmong.

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