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Michael Jackson (Popstar)

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Michael denies nose problems

Not to be confused with this Michael Jackson.

The lately (but not very) lamented ex King of Pop.

Once a member of the dubious club Perv's R Us... Allegedly!

Once recognised as a good looking black guy. Morphed into a good looking not quite so black guy. Then started to evolve into Diana Ross and became a NAMBLA member. Finally turned white with a face that looked like something from a fire in a manniquin factory ... BUT HE'S NEVER HAD ANY AND I MEAN ANY, PLASTIC SURGERY!

Went shopping in Beverly Hills dressed like a brain surgeon.

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