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Michael Jackson (Popstar)
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Perv ... allegedly!
Once recognised as a good looking black guy. Morphed into a good looking not quite so black guy. Then started to evolve into Diana Ross and became a NAMBLA member. Finally turned white with a face that looked like something from a fire in a manniquin factory ... BUT HE'S NEVER HAD ANY AND I MEAN ANY, PLASTIC SURGERY!
re Allegations of kiddy fiddling:
- Several court cases with lawyer's bills that would have frightened OJ Simpson, several million dollar bribes and juries with more interest in book sales than court minutes have ensured that Jacko is still out of the big house ... not that I'm implying that he's guilty you understand.
Currently living in Bharain as a guest of the King. Since his Neverland Ranch appears to be about to seized as collateral on his many loans, he is probably the wealthiest homeless person on the planet.
Goes out dressed as a woman in full burka.
