MOSSAD

The much vaunted Israeli intelligence service.

Rule 1.

Don't mess with MOSSAD.

Rule 2.

Don't talk about MOSSAD.

Rule 3.

MOSSAD sees all, MOSSAD knows all.

Rule 4.

Got a foreskin? <yes> Don't apply! (not unless we just happen to bump into you for an innocuous delivery job that for a seriously special one-time offer you really shouldn't refuse). How nice of you! Thanks, sign here the name we told you.

Rule 5.

Your wife is crazy. Like we would really do that sort of crazy shit.