Lubricant

Lubricant (n) A substance, that reduces friction when applied as a surface coating between moving parts. This could be...

• Oil Based - easing the movement of parts in an engine.

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• Non Oil Based (Silicon) - easing the passage of a large throbbing member up your cat flap in a piston like manner (useful in prisons, gay bars and public schools).

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• Alcohol - easing the passage of your large throbbing member up someone else's cat flap in a piston like manner (useful in stickies, prisons, gay bars, and public schools).

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• Weapons - to ease the movement of a bolt or similar working part.

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