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Liberal Democrats
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Successors to a proud history in British politics, the once-mighty Whigs are now an amalgam of the Liberal Party and the Social Democrats after the two Davids decided neither party would win a General Election. Sadly, they failed to realise that merging the two parties would still not lead to an election win, despite the "prepare for government" speech given by the little one.
The LibDems are rare among modern political parties for having been led by a chap who had actually worn the Queen's uniform, Paddy Ashdown, ex-SBS. They then chose Chas Kennedy, a nice bloke and typical Scot in that he was both GWARish and an alcoholic.
They eventually picked a man who was nearly as old as God, then replaced him with someone no-one has ever heard of - a shame really, as the Liberals are the least cynical of the three major parties.
