Lawyers

Mon Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore.

Well-paid individuals who carefully consider all facts and circumstances over a number of weeks, in comfy chairs, before criticising snap, split-second decisions made by Soldiers in danger (usually) somewhere hot.

Generally perceived as nothing more than a self-serving cabal of parasites that are little (if any) different than politicians, lawyers are well up the list to be First Against The Wall come the revolution.