Lancesargeantjonesy

lancesargeantjonesy

A misunderstood guardsman with super powers who is currently serving and sadly is one the sad nitwits that did P company.

Powers and abilites

1.The mystical ability to Grand Slam after seemingly not being that drunk 2.The sheer insanity to Jump out of planes from stupid heights. 3.The ability to be half a second behind on drill. 4.The power to put a little numpty known as Jack06 in his place 5.The ability to scare new recruits s***less

Allies

Sadly none at all......sob.

Adventures

None of real note....yet.

Note: lancesargeantjonesy is a Wanker and a Prick and his wife is bigger,harder,and scarier than you mofo.