Kirkcaldy

Also called the "Lang Toon"

Located on the south east coast of Fife, Scotland - this place is:

• Full of neds.
• Full of Fifers
• Full of boarded up shops
• Best avoided

The final duel in Scotland was fought here, so at least the population keeps up its traditions.

Famously also the former home of a lino factory leading to its other name (according to the Big Yin) "Whatsthatfuckingsmell"...

Politics

Kirkcaldy’s MP is none other than our very own Prime Minister. That the constituency could vote Gordon Brown in once is perhaps forgivable, but that they could continue to do so seals their fate in the very bowels of Hell itself. But on the plus side he no doubt keeps an eye out for them.

More here at the optimistically titled They Work for You website.