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Some may be forgiven for not noticing young Kes, she's generally found hanging round the darker corners of the chat room as she has trouble getting up on the stools near the bar.

Although there are some people who like to poke fun at the vertically challenged, or midgets as they are sometimes known, there's not a redblooded man alive who could possibly laugh at our Kes.

She may only be 3'2" but that is 3'2" of the most perfect looking woman in NATO with a sense of humour specifically designed by the Gods to reduce grown men to tears.