Islamic Nuke

A test firing just outside Blackburn yesterday

The 'Islamic Nuke' is a reality although it belongs to Pakistan who bought it off the shelf from China to aid in it's age old struggle against India. India also has nukes which it bought off the shelf from the old Soviet Union or Red Menace.

The good news is that India cannot detonate a nuke without the launch codes, which are held by Ravi Mistry - a cousin of the Defence Minister who lives in Walsall, where he runs a small taxi firm and is not available after 17.00hrs weekdays, as he is busy at his nephew's Curry Shop.

Pakistan's launch codes are held by Sadiq Mahmoud of Bradford, who is away in Afghanistan at the moment on cultural and Jihad duties and is therefore out of contact. So... no need to worry.

PS: The backup plan is for Israel to blow the crap out of them... so its all kushty no matter what happens.