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Iceland
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Iceland is a small island nation which hides in the middle of the Atlantic hoping no-one will notice it. Formerly known as Bejams, it re-branded itself in 1927... probably.
The cause of Iceland's shame is Björk who is a strange small woman who pretends to be a singer.
Iceland is, strangely, the only place in the world where people speak Icelandic.
Iceland is also a chain of shops that sell frozen food, though for some strange reason no-one I've met in these shops actually speaks Icelandic.
DO NOT tip staff in Iceland (the country) ... its insulting so I'm told!
