Iceland
Iceland is a small island nation which hides in the middle of the Atlantic hoping no-one will notice it. Formerly known as Bejams, it re-branded itself in 1927... probably.
The cause of Iceland's shame is Björk who is a strange small woman who pretends to be a singer. Iceland is, strangely, the only place in the world where people speak Icelandic.
Iceland is also a chain of shops that sell frozen food, though for some strange reason no-one I've met in these shops actually speaks Icelandic. DO NOT tip staff in Iceland (the country)... it's very insulting so I'm told - as is mentioning their banking system!