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Carbon-based, parasitical life form consisting of a fleshy bag of organic materiel contained around and supported by an articulated and rigid structure. Highly mobile, intelligent and habitually stupid. Oh, and fucking down right dangerous after eight pints of Wifebeater. It's an amazing bit of kit. You're only issued one, so look after the fucking thing. OK?
Good examples of decent bodies include Elle McPherson, Lucy Pinder and Ewa Sonnet. Shit-state examples include Dawn French, Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss. Have a word.