Horse

Camilla Parker Bowles and horse ... which ones which is a bit harder to decide

Transportation system before the internal combustion engine.

Cheaper to run, not dependant on islamic oil and capable of producing little horses without much encouragement. It will tend to s**t on your lawn and the RSPCA will have something to say if you keep one in your garage.

French people eat them.

Integral part of a pre-mechanisation cavalry unit ... often the smarter part given Charge of the Light Brigade, Little Big Horn, British cavalry at Waterloo etc.

Looks a bit like Camilla Parker-Bowles.

Young girls love them although this may have something to do with friction between leather saddle and their Front Bum.