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Head of Shed of the Home Office

[edit] Your Home Secretary

Her name is Jacqui Smith (note right-on spelling) and her bio is here. Jaqui is really on the ball. She recently put her dainty foot in it by admitting that London wasn't safe and that she'd only pop out for a kebab if she was accompanied by the team of heavily armed filth that routinely follow her about by default of her lofty governmental position.

It's all a bit fucking rich when one considers that she, ultimately, is the one responsible for law and order - and that the luxury of being constantly shadowed by a tooled up bodyguard is one that is not extended to the very people who pay her fucking wages and directly suffer from the failings of her department.

It's rather like an AAC-attached REME fitter saying to a pilot 'You wouldn't get me in one of those fuckers boss. 'And I should know... I service them!'

Continues to be the fecker who wants us ID carded, bar-coded, micro-chipped and probably branded as Property of G. Brown as well.