Hockey

Upskirt action! The sport for perverts

A sport mostly played by women - or at least by individuals that are genetically women - on a grass field (outdoors) or wooden floor (indoors). It's not played on ice... that's Ice Hockey. That is played by insane Canadians and Russians who really are men... and don't just look like them.

The game is played with a small (cricket ball-sized) ball and every player is armed with a wooden stick with a hook on the end.

The sticks are used to hammer the small ball around the field and batter it into a small goal to score in a similar manner to soccer. You are NOT allowed to batter your opponent with the sticks no matter what you remember from St. Trinians movies, however everything below the knee appears to be fair game.

Traditional costume for female (and probably male) hockey players is a tee-shirt and VERY small skirt. Given the method of ball control with the stick, the lady hockey player spends her time bent over with her arrse well presented.

[I remember many happy hours sitting next to the hockey field at school watching the wingers running up and down, arrses in the air. Try that now and I'd be arrested... sigh!]