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Hell
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The stick destination for those christians who have been naughty.
Bad Burny Burny place with devils weilding pitchforks treating your willy like a cocktail sausage. Forvever!
Italian Renaissance poet Dante's vision of Hell was of many concentric levels with the nastiness getting worse the deeper you get. Serve your time and you get to advance to Heaven.
Depending on your brand of christianity ...
- You may already be destined for Hell no matter what sort of a life you've led (as put forward by some spam christian fundamentalists)
- You may be able to lead a quite depraved life, be destined for the bad place BUT repent on your dead bed (REMEMBER you have to mean it) and God will forgive you. (Catholic)
