Harry Potter

Harry Potter XXVI: The half blood mong

Fictional character from a fantasy novel series and famous for his arrse kicking wand waving which saves the day time and again. Although it's all made up by formerly unemployed, single mum J.K. Rowling there are people on this planet who believe it's real and think it's necessary to dress up as either Harry Potter, Hermoine, Ron or Snape. Living out their perverted fantasies in the shallow corners of the internet - or Knockturn Alley as they'd probably call it. Usually these people are quite harmless.

That is untill they win the national elections in a European country. Harry Potter is sometimes mistaken for Dutch prime minister Jan Peter Balkende who - unlike our real hero - doesn't have any powers at all. His wand waving towards the opposition in order to fight the current recession is laughable if not downright indecent. Sofar the Ministry of Magic has been unable to develop any means to get rid of him though they did manage to clear the economy of millions of euro's using a simple Evanesco spell.

The then cardinal Ratzinger warned parents Harry Potter would have a corrupting influence on their children [1]. Well at least they got that half right. This statement was later retracted after the Vatican realised they'd warned against the wrong one.