HMS Ocean

Back to port lads, there's a naked bar at the Muscular Arms tonight!

Big - as far as the Royal Navy goes (10% heavier than the largest of the CVS HMS Ark Royal), grey (where it's not rusting), floats.

Designed to take about 1000 Royal Marines and dump them on a beach somewhere ready for action (or Naked Rollmat Fighting) as opposed to straight into an Iranian prison and the polyester section of Top Shop (Tehran branch) .

Yet to star in its own movie, television series or other public humiliation, but time is on her side.