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A bunch of limp-wristed Spams.

They are NOW but back in 92 they WERE the best fucking rock band on the planet!

In spite of adopting the guise of a bona fide Heavy Metal band, their main output tended to be turgid, dreary ballads

thats just November Rain which would drive anyone to drink! which explains my Stella_Artois problem.

The band's musicians who possessed any talent have since left to pursue their own somewhat better projects, leaving the tantrum-prone singer to milk their back catalogue (no argument here about Axl!) alongside some chap who wore a KFC bucket as a hat and a revolving door of session musicians which says about all you really need to know about them.

After a feck long number of years (13), Axl Rose finally has managed to release the new G'n'R album. The album, Chinese Democracy, has cost $10 Million and has a back story worth of a MTV special or 5!

If you like Bryan Adams you'll probably love1 them, but if you're after more Black Sabbath or Led Zeppelin, look elsewhere.

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1. Well, probably hate them less than most, anyway.