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Guardian, the

A left-leaning national daily newspaper whose senior management have convoluted but close-enough connections to the leadership of Sinn Fein and the PIRA. Not traditionally considered to be the first place you'd look for sympathy for HM Forces, it is the hand-wringing house organ of New Labour, social workers, tree-huggers and terrorist apologists in the UK. Famous for its endearingly low-quality proof reading.

Suprisingly able to stretch itself a bit wider than most nationals would risk, it took to an early and repetitive ripping of the arse out of Dear Leader. Astute commentators thus correctly took this to mean that Tone's days were falling...then numbered ...then over. Who would have seem that one coming? Currently conducting similarly high-toned but viciously-aimed interventions at Gordon Brown. Is also billet to the talented and delicious Mintymcginty

See also Grauniad