Great Coat

Just the thing to escape Colditz in.

Large single or double-breasted woollen serge coat that smells and weighs the same as a wet sheepdog.

Largely obsolete, stocks are retained for ceremonial purposes, as parading or doing stag at the Big House looks totally gash in Garry.

Available in either khaki or grey - depending on mood or unit. Great Coats are also issued to candidates on Escape & Evasion exercises.

They are surprisingly warm - even when wet. Unfortunately, as they smell like a wet dog, they also attract dogs - especially those you're trying to evade. This is something even 'They' don't prepare you for.