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Grauniad
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The Guardian newspaper. So called due to its (once) prolific spelling erors.
More Left Wing than a Messerschmitt with its Right Wing shot off, the Grauniad is read by university professors, choir masters, beardy real ale types, lesbo-fascists, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police - basically everyone who's never had to actually work for a living. This is reflected perfectly in its weekly society supplement. Fancy a job as an Asian Art Director for Hounslow Borough Council (or the NHS) on £30k? Thought so. Worryingly, you're not alone - which sums up perfectly why this once great nation is going tits up at a frightening speed. See Jobzilla.
Oddly not keen on Tony Blair... can't imagine why?
