Go Dying Early

An ultimately unsatisfying practice of attempting to locate a dying female in a nightclub in order to have intercourse with her.

GDEs are relatively easy to locate (even in the darkest of night spots) due to them being chocked in to dimly-lit corners in their wheelchairs - with associated exclusion zone around them - and being hot-wired up to a life glug. [IVs do look rather cool under UV strobes though, it must be said: the bubbles creating a lava lamp effect!]

WARNING

She may die whilst in your custody and "I just fancied an easy shag and it all got out of hand" is not a reasonable defence for being caught dumping a now very much deceased, Leukemia sufferer into the Humber at 4am.

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