Geordies

A sub-tribe iv the Angles, residin' on, or abyeut, the Rivor Tyne in Northumberland.

The' are warld famous for disregardin' any form iv climactic conditions when selectin an outfit for an evenin' oot on the toon; particularly the lass iv the species.

Given tuh drinkin vast quantities iv Newkie Broon (or, "Fed") an', until recently, smerkin' lots iv tabs in the, "booza."

At chucking out time the sexes congregate on different sides of the main road and migrate slowly towards the bus/train station. Any stragglers on either side will be picked off and sexually assaulted up a back alley. This is known by all concerned as a 'fookin good time'.