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TCH

It's surprising just how long it's taken for the Right Dishonourable Minister to appear as an entry in ARRSEpedia, but better late than never. Geoff is a cnut of the highest order and the archetypal Blairite Yes Man. Totally inept at everything on his 'to do' list, this individual is the antithesis of the Midas touch - everything within arms' length strangely turning a familiar brown colour.

Geoff 'Buff' Hoon is also Cockney apples 'n' pears rhyming bollocks for 'buffoon' oddly... or not.

Currently proving just how big a cunt he is by repeatedly turning down requests to have our fighting chaps decorated. You'd think he had to pay for the things himself!

More about this useless twat here: Buff

Read here how the TLA TCH (That Cnut Hoon) came in to common usage: ARRSE thread