Gay

Gay.

1. (adj. archaic) Happy. e.g. "I'm feeling really gay today", said MDN.

2. (adj.) Crap or wet. "I'm afraid my car is a bit gay", said MDN apologetically, as he stood in front of his Toyota Corolla.

3. (n.) A homosexualist or turd burglar. e.g. "Say it now, and say it loud, I'm a gay and I'm proud", shouted MDN. See also bum bandit.

Gayest of the Nailsest

Gay or at least Bi militarymen

• Achilles
• Leonidas of Sparta
• Alexander the Great
• Julius Caesar
• Emperor Hadrian
• Richard the Lionheart
• Saladin
• William of Orange
• Fredrick the Great
• Lawrence of Arabia
• 3 Para Mortar Platoon

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