Flower

A plant with attractive scent and pretty coloured leaves that is not edible (unless you are seriously trousered).

Has a disturbingly intimate relationship with bees so much so the birds dont get a look in come nooky time.

Usually an item purchased when you are in shit with the wife and want to try to slide back into the marital bed. Also known to work with 3 Para Mortar Platoon.

The more militant wing of this flora would be the Triffid.

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